Do You REALLY Hate Marketing?
because…
i REALLY Hate Marketing
.com
A company founded by people who REALLY hate marketing. But are REALLY good at it.
We have a simple menu of Marketing, Advertising & Technology Services
Smile Membership
– Web 4.0 Website Hosting
– Unlimited Website Updates
– Unlimited Business Card Designs
– Unlimited Flyer Designs
– and many more perks which you might REALLY Hate (lol)
Your Smile Membership gives you access to the following Advertising, Marketing, and Technology services which you might REALLY… Hate..
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– Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Website
(We build your dream Website)
– Xclusive Access to our 4.0 SEO
(We will make your Business #1 on Google for any Key Searches you desire)
– Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Social
(We Design, Create and Post Content for you on Social Media)
– Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Call Center
(We pick your calls for you at Any Hour, At weekends and Anytime)
– Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Live Xperience
(We bring live events and experiences to your screen)
– Xclusive Access to 4.0 Drone Xperience
(We bring an elevated perspective with breathtaking aerial views)
– Xclusive Access to your own App
(Yes we can build your own app)
– Xclusive Access to Podcasts
(We unlock a world of knowledge, stories, and entertainment in your ears)
4.0 Social
Facebook Xperience
Instagram Xperience
Twitter Xperience
Creative Content
Custom Logo Branding
Facebook team working for you 24/7
Instagram team working for you 24/7
Graphics team working for you 24/7
Social Pledge
A % of every Dollar Shared to Spark and #Smile
Facebook Visual Xperience Designers working for you 24/7
Instagram Visual Xperience Designers working for you 24/7
Google Visual Xperience Designers working for you 24/7
New TikTok Visual Xpereince Designers
New Audio Designers working for you 24/7
For every Dentist utilizing iReallyHateMarketing Social, A % of every Dollar is Shared to Spark, #Smile and provide clean Water to Children and families across the world
SEO
SEO (Search Engine Optimization)
Smile Reports + Quarterly Growth Smile Reports
An Entire Content Creation Department
Custom Article Creation + Publishing
SEO Pledge
Facebook Web 4.0 Ads Xperience
Instagram Web 4.0 Ads Xperience
Google Web 4.0 Ads Xperience
Web 4.0 Research & Dev team working for you 24/7
Facebook Research & Dev team working for you 24/7
Instagram Research & Dev team working for you 24/7
Google Research & Dev team working for you 24/7
For every Dentist utilizing iReallyHateMarketing SEO, 2.9% of every Dollar is spread in charity to Homes of Worship for Our Future Generations to Pray Together
4.0 Call Center
Call Metrics Xclusive access to listen to every call
LuxAlerts texted to your Phone
Your LuxAlert will include Patient Name Number + Digital Location Tracking
App integration + 24/7 Call Center Coming Soon
Smile QR Code Technology
PSC Smile Software Technology
Google Reputation
Facebook Reputation
Instagram Reputation
4.0 Live Xperience
iREALLYHATEMARKETING Flies To You for a 2 Day Xperience of a Lifetime!
iREALLYHATEMARKETING Records 2 full days of content to build you your own Smile Library of assets for your website, social media, and promotional purposes!
Meet The Team & About Us Videos
Procedure & Service Videos
Happy Patient Video Testimonials
Team Member Headshots
Promotions & Specials
Virtual Tours & Practice Photos
Lunch for Your Business Practice
Holiday Greetings
Up to 4 Wardrobe Changes
4.0 Website
Web 4.0 Supported
Modern, Clean, Futuristic Design
Revert More Patients
Responsive Design for more Patient Xperience
4.0 Drone-X
Website
TikTok + more
4.0 App
Coming Soon…