Do You REALLY Hate Marketing?

because…

i REALLY Hate Marketing

.com

A company founded by people who REALLY hate marketing. But are REALLY good at it.

We have a simple menu of Marketing, Advertising & Technology Services

Smile Membership

– Web 4.0 Website Hosting

– Unlimited Website Updates

– Unlimited Business Card Designs

– Unlimited Flyer Designs

– and many more perks which you might REALLY Hate (lol)

What else is included in your Smile Membership?

Your Smile Membership gives you access to the following Advertising, Marketing, and Technology services which you might REALLY… Hate..

+

Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Website

(We build your dream Website)

Xclusive Access to our 4.0 SEO 

(We will make your Business #1 on Google for any Key Searches you desire)

Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Social

(We Design, Create and Post Content for you on Social Media)

Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Call Center

(We pick your calls for you at Any Hour, At weekends and Anytime)

Xclusive Access to our 4.0 Live Xperience

(We bring live events and experiences to your screen)

Xclusive Access to 4.0 Drone Xperience

(We bring an elevated perspective with breathtaking aerial views)

Xclusive Access to your own App

(Yes we can build your own app)

– Xclusive Access to Podcasts

(We unlock a world of knowledge, stories, and entertainment in your ears)

4.0 Social

Facebook Xperience

Instagram Xperience

Twitter Xperience

Creative Content

Custom Logo Branding

Facebook team working for you 24/7

Instagram team working for you 24/7

Graphics team working for you 24/7

What is our Social Technology?

Social Pledge

A % of every Dollar Shared to Spark and #Smile

Facebook Visual Xperience Designers working for you 24/7

Instagram Visual Xperience Designers working for you 24/7

Google Visual Xperience Designers working for you 24/7

New TikTok Visual Xpereince Designers

New Audio Designers working for you 24/7

For every Dentist utilizing iReallyHateMarketing Social, A % of every Dollar is Shared to Spark, #Smile and provide clean Water to Children and families across the world

What is Our Social Giveaway for 2023 ?

SEO

SEO (Search Engine Optimization)

Smile Reports + Quarterly Growth Smile Reports

An Entire Content Creation Department

Custom Article Creation + Publishing

What is SEO Technology

SEO Pledge

Facebook Web 4.0  Ads Xperience

Instagram Web 4.0  Ads Xperience

Google Web 4.0  Ads Xperience

Web 4.0 Research & Dev team working for you 24/7

Facebook Research & Dev team working for you 24/7

Instagram Research & Dev team working for you 24/7

Google Research & Dev team working for you 24/7

For every Dentist utilizing iReallyHateMarketing SEO, 2.9% of every Dollar is spread in charity to Homes of Worship for Our Future Generations to Pray Together

What is Our SEO Giveaway for 2023 ?

4.0 Call Center

Call Metrics Xclusive access to listen to every call

LuxAlerts texted to your Phone

Your LuxAlert will include Patient Name Number + Digital Location Tracking

App integration + 24/7 Call Center Coming Soon

Smile QR Code Technology

PSC Smile Software Technology

Google Reputation

Facebook Reputation

Instagram Reputation

4.0 Live Xperience

iREALLYHATEMARKETING Flies To You for a 2 Day Xperience of a Lifetime!

iREALLYHATEMARKETING Records 2 full days of content to build you your own Smile Library of assets for your website, social media, and promotional purposes!

Meet The Team & About Us Videos

Procedure & Service Videos

Happy Patient Video Testimonials

Team Member Headshots

Promotions & Specials

Virtual Tours & Practice Photos

Lunch for Your Business Practice

Holiday Greetings

Up to 4 Wardrobe Changes

4.0 Website

Web 4.0 Supported

Modern, Clean, Futuristic Design

Revert More Patients

Responsive Design for more Patient Xperience

4.0 Drone-X

Facebook

Instagram

Website

Google

TikTok + more

4.0 App

Coming Soon…

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